JohnDeSvea's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Resident Evil Pwanchi Pt4]

Good

Everything is great about this series exept for the fact that all the none game related jokes are viciously stolen from other satires. I think thats a little sad and not very creative.
Just because Hotshots 2 is like 20 years old doesnt it mean no one has seen it.
Well as I said, the rest of it is great and I look forward to the finish

cyotecody555 responds:

Its not stolen, it's a reference

[Criminal!]

Fy fan

How did THIS end up on the front page!? PAINFUL!

Tugoro responds:

It's for the treasure hunt.

[Akira the Don - Hypocrite]

love it

Straight to the favorites drawer

Wonchop responds:

hooray

[E.M.O.]

Yeah

I hate EMOs too and they should all cut thier wrists deeper to end our misery...but still. the graphix in this animation was REALLY bad and the whole thing felt old and reused. We allready know they slit thier wrists and listen to fag music and are totally gay. There was nothing new and "shocking" in this animation so low score from me. You did it in a good cause though.

fulham89 responds:

There's one type of person that I hate more than poser emos, and that is the grammatically illiterate. Here's some tips;
1) Graphix = graphics
2) Their = their
3) Allready = already

Simple mistakes. Please do take care when typing your next review for whatever animation you choose to watch next. Then perhaps I might take more notice of reviews like this.

Despite this, thanks for the attempted review!

[LL - Lock Legion Shorts 2]

sweet

Everything was great exept for that fuckin anoying sound that fire thing made when the shotgun slug and the other thing was talking about marrige. Yeah...thats about it. Great job

MasterLock responds:

Thanks. The noise adds to the anger.

[Unforgettable]

love it

perfektly wierd and the song at the end was awesom. great woek man

catswilleatyou responds:

thank you

[Ültr Qvest]

Hmm

The animation just froze up for me showing only that statue and playing that song, the end. Bugely bugely bugs

fabulous999 responds:

Did you hit the play button by any chance?

[Chuck Norris' Debt Free!]

Umm

Lipsync? I couldn't see anything at all move in his face. And Chucky often only had one hand. He allso didn't sound that cool like Chuck does when he talk. Other than that...mja.. nothing new or special. Mildly entertaining

JAMce responds:

you need to get the most recent adobe flash player.

[S.M.B.3 Bloopers]

well..

if i would have seen this when i was like 5 yrs old i would have laughed myself into pieces, but im not 5 so i didnt. good try though. the sound sucked donkey balls..realy sucked

SebastianLopez responds:

i told this a million times:
everybody has different humor.
of course this is for kids. but it has jokes for grown people too.
now, if you like the bloody jokes, the fart jokes, sex jokes. etc. is only one kind of humor in millions.
now, about the sound... well change the quality and it will hear better. anyway. i know it sucks XD

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

Awesome

Yeah, really. I totally love this, laughed my ass off but one thing bothered me. Was THAT a swedish accent? Since the kid was named Sven which is a stereotype name for swedes and that walrus i Woody Wood Pecker talkes like that i figured that out. Am i wrong? I am swedish myself and THAT is not real swedish english. Why do Americans so stubbernly wanna do that accent wrong? I even allmost find that offensive. Allmost, cuz its so amazingly funny and great and cool and everything nice

ChrisNosal responds:

I don't know what the hell accent I'm trying to do. Some reviewer claimed it was Swedish once so I went with it. But really, I don't think it's any accent in particular. I'm not claiming it is. I just think of the name Sven, and the accent, as european. Nothing more specific than that.